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Elena Anaya:
Elena Anaya
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Information:
Name: Elena Anaya
Born: 1975-07-17
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Lágrimas negras (1998), Familia (1996), Dos tipos duros (2003), Silenci? (2005), Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2004)
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Monique Coleman:
Monique Coleman
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Information:
Name: Monique Coleman
Born: 1980-11-13
Height: 1.59
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Filmography:
Ellen (2006), Gilmore Girls (2004), Entertainment Tonight (2006), 2006 American Music Awards (2006), The Reading Room (2005)
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Alana Curry:
Alana Curry Nude
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Name: Alana Curry
Born: 1980-05-05
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003), Robbery Homicide Division (2002), Is This Seat Taken (2003), Beverly Hills, 90210 (1999), Nick Freno (1997)
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Nastassja Kinski:
Nastassja Kinski
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Information:
Name: Nastassja Kinski
Born: 1959-01-24
Height: 1.69
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Filmography:
Somebody Is Waiting (1996), Quarantine (2000), The 53rd Annual Academy Awards (1981), Blind Terror (2001), The European Film Awards (1988)
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Mae Whitman:
Mae Whitman Naked
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Name: Mae Whitman
Born: 1988-06-09
Height: 1.55
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Filmography:
Law & Order (2008), Avatar (2007), Naomi & Wynonna: Love Can Build a Bridge (1995), Lost in the Dark (2007), Spring Breakdown (2009)
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Vanessa Williams:
Vanessa Williams Nude
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Name: Vanessa Williams
Born: 1963-03-18
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
The Pick-up Artist (1987), Dance with Me (1998), Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009), Fashion in Focus (2004), The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2007)
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
petitions the
court for a
divorce on the grounds that her husband
"beats her." The Judge,
wanting every detail asked how often it was he
beat the woman.
"Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every
damn time
!"
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What's the difference between an elephant
and
a piece of paper ?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an
elephant !
FitzsimmonsBostonUA
What is the best type of
story to tell a
runaway horse?
A tale of whoa!
RaimondoWulfgarIf
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
A: Two, one to
give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw
it in.
DineshTraustixO
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls
down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
LyulphRandhV
Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!
MarlineOrmemundEb
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'Clean
Washroom'?
He cleaned it!
StevenBauerKippieZC
Two wizards in a car
were driving
along and the police were chasing them for speeding.
One said, "What
are we going to do?"
The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a
side street."
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Customer: How long must I wait
for that
turtle soup I ordered?
Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
FitzsimmonsAzarlahWq
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Human Cannonball Barbie
...complete with spring-loaded cannon that
will shoot her 15-20 feet
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